Title: Goin' Sane
Pairing: Riddler/Joker
Rating: PG-13

Warning + Summary: Bit of groping. Other than that, you don't need to cover your little brother's eyes. So, Joker gets a new next-door neighbour/cellmate. He's had nothing to play with for a while, so imagine his glee. >_>

Disclaimer: Both these characters are property of DC Comics. The Riddler is the creation of Bill Finger and Dick Sprang, and the Joker of Bill Finger and Jerry Robinson. I do not own them, neither has this been written for profit.

A/N: This was pretty much left rotting in my hard drive for too long, so I decided so post whatever I had. I have no idea if it'll be continued or not, lol. Excuse any errors, please. I tried to be as IC as possible, as well as adhere to that universe. C&C welcome. Oh, and I wrote the riddle in there. It's not terribly good, but, meh.


( *whistle* )

Title: Bitchfight! (aka If Hogwarts Were A Hood)
Pairing: Severus/Lucius, Remus/Sirius implied
Rating: PG-13, because they's all dirty mouths. Bad, bad language.
A/N: This was inspired by the song and video by Brooke Valentine, Girlfight, along with madTV's Gangsta Fight (look how that one turned out, lol). And other various rap songs. See if you can spot any. Did this mostly because the plotbunny wouldn't leave me alone, and because I thought it was friggin' hilarious. The mental image was, anyway.

No offense to black people (indeed, I love sistahs and bruthas, and own way too many rap albums), and Hufflepuffs. I don't give a shit about Gryffindors, got beef with me then we takin' it outside. Slytherin represent!


Credit to Alicia, again, aka crimsonrainfall.

( It's about to be a what? Girlfight! )

Title: A Sour Compromise
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: PG-13. Or G, even, because there's no sex. :P
A/N: Some unresolved awkwardness and tension after Sächlichkeit. Beta-ed by the lovely miss crimsonrainfall. Stupid title, wtf.

( here goes nothing. )

Title: Dolorem Ipsum
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: There's smex. Infer.
A/N: For Alicia, because her little bro has been not around for bloody ages. I didn't want to put this up at first, but oh well. Just after Severus begins employment at Hogwarts, just before Draco is born, and Lucius being pessimistic about both.

( here goes nothing. )

Title:  Chapter 2 - Sächlichkeit
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: PG-13

Warning + A/N: More plot than smex, again. UST, I suppose.

Title: Chapter 1 - Der Turm
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: PG-13

Warning + A/N: More plot than smex, just to warn you. If you haven’t tried dragon’s beard candy, try to, but it’s more a Chinese candy. You eat it twirling the mass of candy on two sticks, which is really fun if you’re a kid, and even if you’re not.

A Lotus of Another Color (ed. Rakesh Ratti, ISBN 1-55583-171-0)

If you were to wander around a city in India after the sun had gone down and the oppressive heat of July had abated somewhat, you might encounter pairs of guys wandering the streets, sipping juice in juice bars, or drinking tea in the shops of various chai wallahs. They might be holding hands as they walked from place to place. They might dress in somewhat androgynous-looking clothing—something a little too ornamental or too colorful for somebody who wanted to be known as a sober business and a good family man to wear. There is probably an element of "plausible deniability" in their behavior if they are indeed evening people and not old friends seeing each other after months or years of separation—enough to escape unwanted negative attention—but many people would look at them and say to themselves, "I think I know what may be going on between those two people."


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Title: Acquiesce
Rating: PG-13?
Warning-Summary + A/N: Being human, we are susceptible to illness. Unless they have the cure to the common cold, which I don't think they do. If there is... pretend it doesn't exist. I write this because I am sick now and have known the joy that there is to be had when someone who cares visits. Yes, I be mushy. And just because the plotbunny wouldn't leave me alone. Set after the club incident, still during the holidays.
Dislcaimer: Don't own any of these characters, because JK Rowling does. *insert Sebastian Love impression here*

( *sneeze* )

Title: Intervention
Pairing: LM/SS
Rating: PG-13

Warning + A/N: I am sitting here wearing stripey pajamas freezing to death with a tray of chocolates but I must bring some fluff before the holiday season ends otherwise I will not forgive myself. This has got young men cuddling, and kissing, so if it turns you off, run, and if it makes you squee, then my job is done. ^_^

( Happy Holidays! )

Title: Slaked
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: NC-17

Warning + A/N: Not beta'ed. Done mainly to stop the plotbunny from, er, hounding me.

Disclaimer: Both these characters are property of JK Rowling. Not me. Not written for profit either.

( Here we go. )

Slytherin means never having to say you're sorry

New fic coming soon ...no prizes for guessing the pairing. Almost done with it but very fiddly.

Thank you to the lovely people who have given me feedback.


Ta,

Mama Quilla

Title: The Bad Touch (2/2)
Pairing: Severus/Lucius
Rating: NC-17

Warning + A/N: aka The Obligatory Shower Scene. Non-beta'd, as usual *sigh* If it's bad you are free to feed me packets of razorblades.

Disclaimer: Both these characters are property of JK Rowling. Not me. Not written for profit either.

( Thus - )

Title: The Bad Touch
Characters: Severus/Lucius
Rating: in between PG-13 and NC-17 (there is sex but... you don't see nothing.)


Warning + A/N: There is sex. But it's only the dialogue you see. Non-beta'd, as usual *sigh* If it's bad you are free to kidnap me and do unspeakable things to me. This would be in the Comedy genre too I think.

Disclaimer: Both these characters are property of JK Rowling. Not me. Not written for profit either.

( And with that... )

Title: Serpentis Nexilis Part Two
Characters: Severus/Lucius
Rating: NC-17


Warning + A/N: There is sex. Male on male sex. I think the rating is pretty much self-explanatory. Also, I've never written NC-17 before, and this is non-beta'd, so you're permitted to shoot me if you think it's horrible, or heckle me if you want a refund for your damaged innocence or eyes.

Disclaimer: Both these characters are property of JK Rowling. Not me. Ah well. Not written for profit either.

( And with that... )

Title: Serpentis Nexilis Part One
Characters: Draco, Severus/Lucius
Rating: PG-13 (male on male kissing)

Warning + A/N: There is kissing, but no underage....anything. Death Eaters away from work portray a completely different side of themselves. This is also non-beta'd, so forgive me. If you are not keen on male on male romance then run! Now!

Disclaimer: All characters belong to JK Rowling, and this wasn't written for profit. (Like anyone would want to buy it.)

( And now. )

Title: Don't Scare Me Like That / One-Dog Night
Pairing: Batman/Joker
Rating: PG-13

Warning + Summary: Batman getting romantic (ie: OOC) and Joker at his most sane. Go figure. Bit of kissy, and obviously, male on male, which you would have noticed if you are not daft. Come on, I mentioned it three times already. And also, I'm pretty sure Batman can sneak into an Arkham cell if he wanted to. He is Batman, after all.

Disclaimer: Both these characters are property of DC Comics. Batman is the creation of Bill Finger and Bob Kane, and the Joker of Bill Finger and Jerry Robinson. I do not own them, neither has this been written for profit. The story contains male/male romance so if this is not your... bucket of kippers, RUN FORREST, RUN!

A/N: I'm not sure if Joker's cell has a mirror and sink either.

( I know you're there. )

Title: Come To Bed, For Crying Out Loud
Pairing: Riddler/Joker
Rating: PG-13

Warning + Summary: m/m kiss, slight mention of BDSM. Also, a lot of suggestive behaviour from a very naughty man trying to get his inamorato to drop his goddamn work and come to bed. If this is not your thing, run away. If you are married and would like to know how to get your husband to stop working and get his ass into the bedroom, you might learn something from reading this. Who knows.
This is also slightly AU, since I don't think they live together. But they might. You never know.

Disclaimer: Both these characters are property of DC Comics. The Riddler is the creation of Bill Finger and Dick Sprang, and the Joker of Bill Finger and Jerry Robinson. I do not own them, neither has this been written for profit. The story contains male/male romance so if this is not your cup of tea, you might want to leave now.

A/N: This was beta'd by myself so if it's poorly thought out, or if there is big gaping holes in the canon history of them both, or if they're OOC, I'm sorry. Really. If you happen to find such a hole, fish me out of it, then you are permitted to yell at me all you want.

( On with it! )